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Paweł Kuna
Add documentation App (#2219)
16 апр 2025, 00:18
16 апр 2025, 00:188d4f8d0
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  {
    "title": "And this isn't my nose. This is a false one.",
    "description": "Look, my liege! The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! …Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? Well, I got better.",
    "image": 14,
    "author": 3
  },
  {
    "title": "Well, I didn't vote for you.",
    "description": "Well, we did do the nose. Why? Shut up! Will you shut up?! You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits!",
    "image": 15,
    "author": 4
  },
  {
    "title": "How do you know she is a witch?",
    "description": "Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart. You don't vote for kings. Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!",
    "image": 16,
    "author": 5
  },
  {
    "title": "Shut up!",
    "description": "Burn her! How do you know she is a witch? You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits!",
    "image": 17,
    "author": 6
  },
  {
    "title": "Weaseling out of things is important to learn.",
    "description": "Please do not offer my god a peanut. That's why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them. Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is… Love!? Who's been screwing with this thing?",
    "image": 20,
    "author": 12
  },
  {
    "title": "You don't like your job, you don't strike.",
    "description": "But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You're from two different worlds… Oh, I've wasted my life. Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.",
    "image": 21,
    "author": 13
  },
  {
    "title": "I hope I didn't brain my damage.",
    "description": "I don't like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there's too many fat children. Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix. Jesus must be spinning in his grave! I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn.",
    "image": 22,
    "author": 14
  }
]