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nodejs/smack_my_bitch_up.js
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Akshay Kashyap
NodeJS for hangover and smack_my_bitch_up
02 дек 2015, 06:09
02 дек 2015, 06:09
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#!/usr/bin/env node /* Before running: npm install twilio */ var exec = require('child_process').exec; var me = 'my_username'; exec("who -q", function(error, stdout, stderr) { // Exit if no sessions with my username are found if(stdout.indexOf(me) == -1) process.exit(1); var TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID = process.env['TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID']; var TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN = process.env['TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN']; // Phone numbers var MY_NUMBER = '+xxx'; var HER_NUMBER = '+xxx'; // Reasons var reasons = [ 'Working hard', 'Gotta ship this feature', 'Someone fucked the system again' ]; // Generate BS message var reason = reasons[Math.floor(Math.random() * reasons.length)]; var textMessage = 'Late at work. ' + reason; var client = require('twilio')(TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID, TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN); // Shoot text client.messages.create({ body: textMessage, to: HER_NUMBER, from: MY_NUMBER }, function(error, message) { if(error) console.log('Failed to send SMS: ' + error.message); else { var currentdate = new Date(); console.log('Message sent at: '+ (currentdate.getMonth() + 1) + '/' + currentdate.getDate() + '/' + currentdate.getFullYear() + ' ' + currentdate.getHours() + ':' + currentdate.getMinutes() + ':' + currentdate.getSeconds() + '| Excuse: ' + reason); } }); });